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A Word About My Pen Name :

My original pen name was "Beating Off Bob" and a lot of the stories posted at this site were posted under that pen name in the past. They might still be posted under that pen name at some web sites that reposted my stories. So if you read something here that seems familiar, you may have read it when I was still that guy. Actually, I am still that guy, but that name gave people fits, so I changed it. And, if you write to me about a story, I'll write back and sign my name Bob. That's because it really is my name. Anyway, I changed my pen name to Lubrican.

Lubrican is an archaic spelling of the word "Leprechaun". Back when it was written "Lubrican" it referred to a sprite who was hard to see and hard to catch, and who excited the lusts of the unwary. I thought that fit pretty well as the name of an author who hopes to excite your lust with his stories.

What I Write About :

I write stories primarily about young love, often in an incestuous setting, and almost always involving pregnancy or the risk of pregnancy. My short stories are pure stroke. The longer stories contain more plot, character development and a sprinkling of philosophy thrown in, mixed with a measure of humor from time to time.

You will find everything from westerns, to romance novels, to mysteries, to humor or satire, to action/adventure stories, to books set in specific historical settings, to fairy tales. Some are free, and some are for sale. Anywhere you see the little smashwords hand holding a book and the word PREVIEW, that means you can sample roughly 20-30% of the book free. You will be given a link to purchase it, should you decide to do so.

These stories are fantasies and, like an action adventure movie where guns never run out of bullets and it's just fine to kill pert near anybody, they are not intended to suggest that any of them could be lived out realistically. Many people enjoy fiction precisely because real life has so few happy endings. For that reason, most of my work does have happy endings, and things always work out to everyone's benefit. But let's remember it's fiction, and resist the impulse to think it could work out well in real life. It's fun to think about, and to watch, but don't try this at home.

My Signature Story :

This would be a good story to start with.

Using this story I explain my philosophy about writing what is - let's just admit it - smut. The story combines humor, hot sex and common sense to tell you what I think erotic writing is useful for. It was authored when I still used the old pen name, but the point of the story is still valid, so I didn't change it.

Who The Hell Is Beating Off Bob?

Summary : Imagine a group of women who get together to read dirty stories, about situations they'd never do in real life. Now imagine they could PRETEND to do them. Now imagine it was YOU they wanted to do them with. What would that be like? Dirk can tell you, because it happened to him.

Codes : MF harem slow rom 1st humor cons reluc inc het oral mastrb pett

My Stories :

I have divided my stories up into several categories. Each category is featured in the menu to the left with an expandable/collapsible menu of stories within the category. Clicking on the category name itself will take you to listings that include summaries and story codes.

New Stories :

New stories will be listed on this page for a while and then moved to one of the following categories...

Blues Stories :

Blues stories, generally, involve some angst, and a reluctance on the part of the characters to believe that the anticipated sexual acts could actually happen. Passion generally overcomes the reluctance, leading to a happy ending. I actually never know whether a story will be a "Blues" story until it's done. They have a certain quality to them that announces itself somewhere along the line. I don't set out to write a Blues story. It just happens.

Bob's Twisted Fairy Tales, Naughty Nursery Rhymes, and Erotic Fables :

Usually based on traditional tales, I have updated them for adults, to add in those parts that traditional story-tellers couldn't tell. As there is some violence in traditional tales, there is also some violence in some of these. These stories let me blow off a little steam, and get the weirdness out of my system.

Romance Stories :

Stories about incest and/or young love, or the discovery of passion. Most lead to pregnancy, usually desired, and all with happy endings. As a general rule, the shorter ones are "stroke" stories, while the longer ones have more extended plots and character development. The long stories have sex that's just as hot ... it's just a more interesting ride to get to it.

Interactive Stories :

This type of story has multiple plots, and the reader chooses which one to read, while reading it. It lets you follow the story in the direction that most appeals to you.

Serial Stories :

Multiple tales that carry the plot forward from one story to the next.

Uncle Bob Stories :

I have gotten mail like this: "How many sisters and nieces does this guy have, anyway?!"

Uncle Bob is a sort of amorphous kind of guy who changes from story to story. So do the women he interacts with. The stories are not about the same man or woman, but follow the same general plot outline. So, if you see the same names being used from one story to the next, it isn't about the same person.

I have collected them into a group because a lot of people say they like Uncle Bob and "his" shenanigans. They are usually about Uncle Bob seducing somebody, or being seduced.

Stories for sale :

It is important to understand that most retailers in the United States are unwilling to publish either incest, or anything in which a character under the age of eighteen engages in sexual behavior. It's not illegal to publish such material, but the pressure from certain segments of society make it unprofitable to do so. For that reason, the published version of things may be slightly different than what you might see in my free books and stories. While I write fiction, I'm aware that teenagers know about sex, and engage in it. I'm not saying it's a good idea, but I'm not sticking my head in the sand, either.

That is why there were some stories I've written in which the plot just would not have worked if everybody was eighteen or older. They cannot be "cleansed" and published. Many of them are of book length, and at least two of them are things of which I am quite proud. But they simply cannot be published. And for that reason, they remain here, at this site, free of charge for all to enjoy. There will likely be more of those, as the years go by, because while my work is fiction ... it reflects the reality of the world in which we live.

So thanks for reading. I'm delighted to have you along for the ride. I hope it is filled with hours of enjoyment and passion for you. If you have as much fun reading, as I've had writing, then we'll all have found some measure of happiness together.