Unclassified Stories

A Treatise On Masturbation

Summary : Everybody does it, but most people don't want to talk about it. A scholarly look at the issues surrounding man's (real) best friend.

Codes : no-sex, humor, mastrb

A Treatise On Female Masturbation

Summary : Girls do it too. In fact, there are more porn videos of women doing it than men. So they get just as scholarly a look at the issues surrounding woman's (real) best friend.

Codes : no-sex, humor, mastrb

Beating Off Bob's Guide To Writing Really Bad Erotica

Summary : The master of smut makes a rare return to share his wisdom about how to become one of the throng who can proudly claim they have authored an erotic story on the internet. So grab a pencil and an old grocery receipt. All of Bob's wisdom ought to about fit on the back of something like that.

Codes : Drugs

Cheerleader Sleepover - The Judge and Jury Edition

Summary : Based on a true report in the news, this is the story of how the cheer squad and the football team all bonded (pun intended). Lots of bonding takes place. This is a nasty story, folks.

Codes : mf, Mf, Fm, teen, cons, inc, bro, sis, het, group, orgy, oral, mastrb, preg

I Am My Own Grandpa

Summary : There's a song about it. The story just had to be told.

Codes : MF, pregnancy, humor, satire

Nothing Left To Wager
PLEASE NOTE: This story is only available for purchase in Lubrican's Short Stories - Vol. 3 via
Summary : There are lots of stories out there about how some woman gets caught up in some kind of bet, and then tries to wiggle (heh heh heh) her way out of it. While this is just like them. it's not really one of THOSE stories.

Codes: MF caution reluc oral mastrb

September's Children
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Summary : Everybody knows he's making a list and checking it twice, and that he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice. But who keeps an eye on Santa? What if HE was naughty?

Codes : MF, humor, magic

The Bob Clause (PREVIEW)

Summary : What if an Army paratrooper, making a jump on Christmas Eve landed on Santa, instead of the ground? What if Santa became unconscious in the process? Somebody else would have to finish the route, that's what. And who better than the man who caused the problem in the first place? But he'd need a little help. What does a paratrooper know about being Santa, after all? Who would you send with him? Would it be a beautiful, sexy, blond, elf girl? Of course it would. This is a Lubrican story.

Codes : Mf, rom, reluc, interr, 1st, oral, preg

The Soccer Mom Who Saved The Earth

Summary : When aliens came to Earth to conquer it, they didn't plan on running into a dumb blond. Had they known, they'd have passed us up for easier prey.

Codes : humor, mf, MF, non consent, het, alien mind control (sort of)

'Twas the Night Before Yuletide
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Summary : Just a silly little poem, based very loosely on a much better known poem, in which Mother gets what she might have asked Santa for ... but not necessarily from the person she wanted it to come from.

Codes : MF, cheat, reluc, humor

Visiting The Psychiatrist

Summary :She had a problem, so she went to see the psychiatrist her mother recommended. He wanted her to give him intimate details. In the end, he solved her problem, but not in the usual way.

Codes : Mf, reluct, warning

What Heroes, Santa Claus and Great Sex Have in Common (PREVIEW)
PLEASE NOTE: This story is a free preview of Lubrican's Holiday Anthology, available for purchase via
Summary : What do you do when your seven year old asks you if Santa is real or not? If you're a man ... you screw things up completely.

Codes : almost no sex, humor

Who The Hell Is Beating Off Bob?

Summary : Imagine a group of women who get together to read dirty stories, about situations they'd never do in real life. Now imagine they could PRETEND to do them. Now imagine it was YOU they wanted to do them with. What would that be like? Dirk can tell you, because it happened to him.

Codes : MF, harem, slow, rom, 1st, humor, cons, reluc, inc, het, oral, mastrb, pett