Double Dating With The Parents - Version Alpha
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was one huge difference between how Mandy and
Jack responded to their emotional frustration.
next morning Jack was, more or less, himself. That
might be because he'd jerked another load from his penis as soon as he
Mandy, the memory of the previous night convinced
her that she needed some help dealing with these new feelings inside
the only thing she could think of was what her friend Claudia
confided to her about, several months past. And while she was reluctant
her father about what she'd seen the night before, her frustration
drove her to
talk to him at breakfast the next morning. Of course part of that might
been because of the way he greeted her at breakfast.
Pumpkin," said her father, who had just
finished his bacon and eggs. Another portion was in the pan, waiting
who had slept late, as usual, now that school was out.
she snapped. "We talked about
he said, wincing.
break that habit," she said. "I'm
not a little girl anymore."
know, I know."
brings to mind something I need help
with," she said, impulsively. "I have a problem."
will happily help you with any problem you
have," he said, expansively.
you said that," she responded.
is it?" he asked.
"I am growing
up, and you were right. Being on a date with a boy I like does
make me feel things," she said.
he responded, warily.
And last night I couldn't get to
want you to get me something to help me,"
you know how I feel about sleeping
pills," he said, astonished she'd even suggest that.
not talking about sleeping pills," she
said. "I want you to buy me a vibrator."
fork he'd been holding clattered to the table top
and bounced. It hit the plate with a ding and skittered off to one side.
he asked, weakly.
heard me. I am growing up. I need something to help
me deal with all these
feelings. And obviously you're not going to let me have sex."
last I heard you weren't interested in sex," he
still not, Daddy," she groaned. "But
that doesn't mean I don't feel anything!"
realized this was a pivotal moment between himself
and his daughter. Had he known what caused her passion to explode, he
have been better prepared to deal with it. But this blindsided him, and
he said, completely unprepared about
how to proceed. This was even worse than when she'd started her periods!
friend told me you can get them at this place
on the other side of town. I don't remember the name, but it was
about a mountain," she said.
friend?" he asked, slightly enraged
that some girl would tell his daughter about such things.
it matter, Daddy? It took me hours to get to sleep
last night!" That
wasn't true, but it sounded better than forty-five minutes to her. She
way of knowing that if she'd simply said, "I had to rub my clitty for
forty-five minutes before I could finally cum and get to sleep, Daddy!"
that it would have shocked him enough that he'd have caved to her
instantly. That is a prime example of TMI - too much information - to a
mind began to work again. He recognized that this
must not have been an easy subject for her to broach. She must be desperate. And she had already mentioned the alternative
... having sex with a boy.
willing," he said, a little stiffly. "But
I have no idea how to proceed with something like this. I'm afraid I
experience with ... um ... that kind of product."
you call Karen, then?" she asked. "Maybe
she knows about ... that kind of product."
want me to call my brand new girlfriend and
ask her to educate me on vibrators," he said, his voice flat.
she said. "I don't know what
else to do!"
she was upset was clear. And, despite the source
of her angst, the father in Bob responded naturally to the mandate
of helping his little girl. Okay ... not so
You'll do it?"
rushed him then and crushed him in a hug that was
so fervent that it actually gave him the courage to make the call.
this, however, he used his cell phone, rather than
the land line, so he could make the call from his bedroom.
she said, her voice cheery.
you know it was me?" he asked.
ID. What's up?"
not going to believe what's up," he
wrong? You sound like you lost your best
that easy," he sighed.
are you doing this morning?"
I can do to help," she said.
you said that," he said, in a
bizarre emulation of his daughter's previous warning that morning.
really must be serious," she said, all
trace of levity gone from her voice.
is, and I have no idea how to proceed."
this have something to do with Mandy?"
He took a breath. Better to just get
it over with. "This morning she asked me to go buy her a vibrator."
Bob," said Karen, sympathetically.
of her little friends suggested it,
don't know. I don't think it was recent. But
she tells me she couldn't get to sleep last night because of her
was acting strange too. You don't suppose
letting them go off in the dark led to this, do you?"
wasn't all that dark," he said. "I
mean the fireworks were going off. That's how we kept an eye on them."
"Did we?" she asked, sounding worried. "Bob.
You're right. It wasn't very dark when you get right down to it. What
if they saw something during some of those
he gasped. "They really could have."
she saw what I did for you ..." groaned
could lead to some real frustration,"
me take her to do this," said Karen,
urgently. "Maybe she and I can have a woman to woman chat about
"I have to tell you that's the best thing I've
heard all morning," he said.
"I'll think of some excuse to get out of the
house," she said. "I don't think it would be a good idea to tell Jack
what this is all about."
telling me," said Bob.
me an hour. I think She'll be Cummin' Round The Mountain opens at ten."
grief," groaned Bob. "Is that
actually the name of the place?"
she said. "And don't give me any
grief about patronizing them. I've been single for a long time, Bob."
not giving you grief," he promised. "Far
from it. I just think that's a pretty bold name."
thought so too, at first. I bought my first
toy online and when I got it I decided I'd never buy anything like that
without being able to see it first. It's actually a pretty nice place.
I thought it would be at all."
they allow sixteen year old girls in
they're with a parent or guardian," she
"I hereby officially appoint you as Amanda's
temporary guardian for two hours," he said, solemnly.
make it three," she said. "You
don't want to try to rush a purchase like this, and the variety of toys you
choose from can be pretty intimidating."
hanging up, now," groaned Bob.
laughed. "Tell Mandy I'll be there in an
they were on the phone, neither he nor Karen had
thought about the possibility that Mandy might not agree to go with
thought of that almost as soon as he hung up, though. He didn't call
her back. There
would be time for that if Mandy balked.
approached his daughter carefully.
talked to Karen," he opened.
did she say?"
said she'd be honored to take you to get
your first ... um ... toy?" He remembered her using that word, which
lot easier to say than "dildo!"
"I think that's what they call them. A euphemism
that's politically correct," he guessed, correctly.
"Oh. Okay. Sure. I'd actually feel a little
better if she was there."
She said to give her an hour and she'll
come pick you up."
he said with gravity in his voice. "I
want you to try to imagine being me, a man, who is with the light of
his precious virgin daughter, and she is asking him to go with her to
something with which to remove her virginity. She wants you to help her
the thing that she will use to uh ... penetrate her ... sexually." He
swallowed. "Can you see that there might be the potential for conflict
course, Daddy," she said. "I'm
sorry. I should have thought of that. It's just that it's always been
me. You know."
do," he said. "And I would have done
it if Karen didn't want to. But I'm not ashamed to say I'm really glad
have to, now."
get it," she said.
you," he said.
just for you, I'll try to get a really
quiet one too."
always tried to have his entire first semester's
lesson plans finished before school started, so he worked on those
daughter went off to find something to fuck herself with. He was
he was able to get his mind off of what Mandy was doing while he did
time passed quickly.
she bounced back into the house she had a white
sack with pink hearts all over it in her hand and she was beaming.
Karen?" he asked.
had to go. She said she'll call you
she gushed. "You wouldn't believe that place. It was soooo cool."
sure it was," he said.
things weren't as expensive as I thought
they'd be. Karen says prices have come down significantly since the
she was in there."
fortunate for my bank account," he
I did get two things," she said,
carefully. "I can take one of them back as long as I don't open the
they do different things! You want to
held up both hands, palms toward her.
okay," he said. "Remember, try
to look at this from my viewpoint."
just toys, Daddy," she said. "It's
not like I'm going to be having sex with a real man."
understand that," said Bob. "And I'm
not upset about you wanting this. Some day you'll get married and I'll
give you away at your wedding. And I'll be happy to do that, but I'm
to want a blow by blow description of what your honeymoon nights were
is like that. If this helps you, then I'm happy for you, and that's
I need to know."
said you'd be all embarrassed about it. But
that's okay. I'm sure this is going to make things much easier for me."
can't wait! I'm going to go unpack them right
now!" she squealed.
he groaned. "That's just what
I wanted to think about."
be a grouch," she said. "Just
think of something else!"
days later Karen called Bob on the phone.
have to admit she's a lot calmer," said
Bob. "I'm not, but she is."
poor, poor man," she teased. "Do I
need to come over there and help you too?"
You do!" he said, firmly.
I understand that it's appropriate these
days for the girl to ask the guy out. You want to go on a date with me?"
would not be a double date," she said.
the words of our esteemed, former president:
I am in full agreeance with that," said Bob.
would have sworn you said you were an English
teacher," giggled Karen.
the president of the United States talks like
that, who is a lowly English teacher to gainsay him? So, what do we do
kids?" he asked.
them home," she said. "What
where will we go?" he asked.
"After our date, I mean."
Bob!" she said. "It sounds
suspiciously like you intend to be naughty after our date!"
I intend to try to be naughty during our date, but
there's only so
much you can get away with in public."
see," she said. "I'll be sure to
wear panty hose and a girdle."
haven't worn girdles in forty years,"
"Of course they have. They're just made differently these days. What
can I say? I'm just an old fashioned
girl," she sighed.
are we going on this date?" he asked.
"I thought maybe dinner and a movie," she
"How quaint," he observed.
"Like I said, I'm an old fashioned girl."
"I know of something very old fashioned to
do," said Bob.
"Yes, it's a tradition that goes clear back to
prehistoric times. Men and women did it around the fire, at night, or
in a cave."
a big believer in sleep, too," she
sleep after you
engage in this tradition," he said.
my, Bob. You wouldn't try to seduce me on this date,
believe me, I don't intend to try," he said. "I intend
said Bob. "I don't know exactly
what time I'll be home. But you have my number if you need help, or
be fine, Daddy," groaned Amanda. "I'm
a big girl."
know you are," said Bob.
she said. "Have fun. I'll be fine
right here. I can entertain myself for one night."
he said. "Don't do anything I
he'd known exactly what kinds of things his
daughter knew he'd been involved in, he might not have said that.
A similar conversation was going on in the Ross
I look okay?" asked Karen, looking at
her son, hopefully.
look fine, Mom," he said. Actually, she
was so beautiful that it made his stomach hurt, but he couldn't say that.
going to eat first, and then go to a
movie," she said. "I don't know which movie, so I don't know when it
starts and lets out."
matter," he said. "I'll
probably watch TV. If I get sleepy I'll just go to bed."
Call me if you need me," she said.
not going to need you," he groaned. "Go
have a good time."
went to him and took him in her arms. She didn't
kiss him, because she knew she'd smear her lipstick.
love you," she said. "I'll call you
when I find out what time to expect me."
felt her breasts crushing against his chest and
that familiar ache in his belly fired up again. He knew he wasn't
think of his mother as a sexual being, but he couldn't help it.
soon as she left, he called Mandy.
she could take his mind off of that delicious
they're off," he said, when Amanda
answered the phone.
They'll be gone for hours. Can I come
over? We could hang out."
would be great!" he said, feeling
ride my bike," she said. "That
way I can stay longer and get home quickly."
he said. "What do you want to
do when you get here?"
we'll think of something," said Amanda.
look fantastic," said Bob, as he helped
Karen into the car.
not so bad looking yourself," she
to?" he asked, once he was in the
made reservations at Delmonico's," she
said. "I hope you like Italian."
long as I'm eating with you, I like
everything," he said.
on in," said Jack, when Amanda tapped
on the door.
want a Coke?"
can make popcorn too," he offered.
later. Does this seem weird to you?"
Us being here alone?"
I meant them being out on a date."
guess. I mean I've known for a long time that
Mom was lonely and all that. And I want her to be happy. It's just that
help but remember ... you know."
said Mandy. "I get that. It's
the same with my dad. I've bugged him about going out for a couple of
now that he's actually doing that, all I can think about is what they
want to hear something crazy?" he
can't get over being jealous of your
don't know. When my mom hugs me I feel her
breasts against me and all I can think of is him ... you know ...
helps when I think about you," he said.
what do you think of when you think about
think a lot about the 4th of July," he
too," she said, softly.
problem is that it all gets mixed up in my
mind," said Jack. "I mean I remember what we did, but then I start
thinking about seeing him doing stuff to her, and her doing stuff to
him and I
get all crazy."
know what you mean," she said.
... how do you feel about what we did that
liked it," said Mandy. "I liked it a
want to see what it's like again?" he
she said. "I do."
missed this," said Karen, as she took
another sip of her wine.
get you a whole bottle," said Bob,
that, you goof," she said. "I've
missed being out with a man I like. I didn't know how much I missed it
our children got us together."
missed it too," he said, no longer
smiling. "Among other things."
she asked, managing to do so
coquettishly. "Such as?"
as lying on a blanket under the stars with
a beautiful, passionate woman who makes me feel like a man."
those expensive fireworks were wasted,"
she said. "We created our own."
do love fireworks," he said.
we could make some more." She looked
at him through lowered lashes.
movie starts in half an hour," he
not really in the mood for a movie
leaned back in his chair and gazed at her.
blankets are still in my trunk," he said. "I
never got around to taking them out. It's a nice night."
know, I lost an earring someplace," she
said. "Do you suppose it was while we were watching the fireworks?"
a lost earring is a serious thing,"
said Bob. "I'd be happy to forego the movie to help you look for your
motioned to the waiter, who brought them the
check. He offered it to Bob, who took it.
thought I was paying," she said.
you'll pay," he said, softly. "Just
not right now."
and Mandy were standing in his bedroom. All this
being still new to them, things were a little awkward.
let his eyes fall to the bulges in her T shirt.
can't believe you let me touch them," he
liked it," she said.
I see them?"
she said, feeling a rush of emotion.
Her nipples wanted to be squeezed.
hopes for the evening came true as she took off
her shirt and removed her bra, standing before him in only her jeans shorts and shoes.
beautiful," he choked.
make me feel beautiful," she whispered.
started unbuttoning his shirt.
are you doing?" she asked.
want to see what they feel like touching me
while we kiss," he said.
she said. "Me too."
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